Wow! At least for now. I'll try not to do that from here on out. The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. It's especially been like that ever since the four month gap. 'Twould be nice if you subscribed to PewDiePie. He's the one who showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start my own LTE. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back in the day. I just realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. Quick maths. I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then. Sometimes my sister has days when she doesn't hate languages for some reason, then she ends up starting one. Get rid of Lorem Ipsum forever. For the purposes of the record, a text is defined as a published written work. I still wasted quite a bit of paper, though. My sister has an obsession with sponges. Goodnight. Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back. Hi, I'm back again. This text is simply too long, and it'll be even longer than that by the time I pass 230,634 characters. I also don't feel like doing every single letter, because the pictures take some time to generate. This version added CYRILLIC! I should probably get some sleep. It's a combination of three entire words. I just checked to see if my old Weebly website still exists, since there's an Atch OS download on there and I wanted to see if it dissapeared from existence or not. That's pretty cool. We had some good memories in that server though. Nah, it’s not quite as amazing as Viesa. I only make English codes and call them "conlangs". Or, in Simplified Engish: Simifid Enis. How Wacky and Crazy and Zany and Bizzare and all those adjectives that perfectly describe this epic moment! She just went back to school. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one. But I didn't, and now I regret it. Then they said the rule where W becomes V is weird, but I don't remember the reason they said it. Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this longest text ever. There were a lot of things happening that day, so I didn't feel like writing. That wasn't really that long ago, but still, I don't think it's being updated anymore. from shortest line to longest line; from longest line to shortest line; About Sort Text By Length . The longest word in the Oxford English Dictionary is 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis' at 45 letters long. The Longest Joke in the World: After much research, we have found the longest joke in the world. YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR OPINIONS THERE! I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. What goes through her brain that makes her decide "Yeah, I think it would be a good idea to sing about how I really want Subway"? My earliest significant memories started in Kindergarden, which was in 2010. 11/25/2009 11:47 AM EST. And maybe you're one of them! Time for me to use this LTE as my dream journal yet again! Welp, that was a fun adventure. Anyways, AFRICA! How could this be? I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code. I’m a furry now,” and that’s what started it all. Check out some other LTEs! "Understandable" is a pretty long word. Now I'm asking her what else I should put in this text. Almost all of these refer to my sister. How many characters should I write today? Now she just started singing "I have a tongue, you don't, because I cut it off yesterday". I haven’t posted a video in a year. So that was quite the adventure. I think it was somewhere in July. Each hex contains four walls. I wish I could listen to that song for the first time again. lowercase letters are also cool. She just found a bag of tiny baby dolls, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. max_length and the other for storing the line having the maximum length i.e. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey, I'm back. Hello, I have returned after yet another long absence. But if you want to do it for yourself, just go to and try it out! Last time I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up losing motivation, thus letting down all my fans who were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar store. I kinda figured that half of this text would be about languages. Yup, my phone is three years old. So today was a fun day. I hope I did that right. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Then I made the next version: VERSION 3.0! By the way, the whole reason I'm doing this longest text ever is because of They talked about how you shouldn't say "dog" in Viesa, because appearantly "deeg" is bad or something? The documentation for Viesa is on this very website, so go ahead and read it! Plus, BotW may also be one of the longest Zelda games, as many players seem to clock in somewhere around fifty hours before all is said and done. Why does she think every single piece of music in existence has to have words? Wow, the corner hit and wall hit numbers are much bigger now. I think I might even go a bit higher than yesterday. Last night, I dreamt that I was in one of our old houses, and I saw that someone made a video roasting Viesa. That's quite unfortunate. Unless you want me to ruin a really cool fact. That's a part of me that's slowly disappearing. What? I don't know. I guess you’ll just have to figure it out yourself. THE CLOSEST THING IS TYPING IN ALL CAPS. You're probably not thinking that. Wow, seven years ago! Black. Hey, remember last time I said it would only take a month? Not NEARLY as bad as the other songs she just played. Then create two variables, one for storing maximum length i.e. Nevermind, it's already done cooking. Because it'll probably bore you to death. Now there’s a new Pig Latin server, but it’s not owned by me. Hello, everyone! RIP CLICKS 2018-2018 NEVER FORGET! We are on out way to the dollar store. I usually don't actually call them conlangs, but I use them for such purposes. I don't have the right vocabulary for this. I don't remember much about the game, but it involved the Simpsons, I guess? I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. "Because I didn't used to", she says. Goodbye. This is nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! It might be, but it sounds like somewhat of a stretch for me to write that much in a single day. Both of those reasons were understandable. I'm gonna go now. Now I’m here adding more to this text. I got that water bottle because I lost my other one at school. But 'twill be hard to convince other people to waste their lives writing a useless wall of text. If he had never shown me YouTube, I wouldn't be here writing this text, and you wouldn't be reading it. Nah, I don't think I will. Including this one. Hey, I'm back, and I don't feel any more creative. At that time, I discovered that I was a furry by watching some furry YouTube videos. So I have to use Microsoft Edge for now. The four month gap probably significantly drops that amount. From what I've seen, most other LTEs are pretty diverse, but mine isn't at all. I should go now. I actually messed up there. Very uninteresting. Now she's making annoying clicking noises. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Now I'm just editing it alone. Nobody, that's who. My sister keeps typing into this LTE without my consent, and I keep having to delete it all. I don't want to pressure myself into writing this much every day, though. Viesa too, actually. I got so excited when the logo hit the corner. My favorite word hasn't been used once in this entire text. Okay, I'll just tell you, because I'm probably gonna end up using it again someday or another. Now she's asking me to write about how she likes yogurt. By the way, if you think I'm gonna stop writing this once I pass 230,634 characters, you're wrong! Literally nothing is happening right now. I haven't typed anything here in several minutes. At least I make them at all. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. It's a word I can't live without. That would be pretty tiring, wouldn't it? is a website containing every possible combination of the lowercase letters a-z, space, comma, and period. Maybe I'll be more creative by tomorrow. You might not know one or both of those songs. Each shelf contains 32 volumes. Let's get this LTE to over 55,000 characters today! I just added translations of this LTE into various conlangs on my website! And I doubt it's gonna get any more, to be honest. That’s my entire life. I’ll figure it out. I would also be a quarter of the way to my goal. I'm back again. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. And I was gonna keep this a secret, but just now I did this thing where if you take the first letter of each sentence, it spells out "VARIOUS". I had to use my finger. Select HTML output from the box bellow. What am I even writing right now? I still need to get to 10,000 by the end of today. You know that song, right? I'm gonna see how many characters long it is. Also, remember when I said I put waffles in the toaster? In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. Literally all I do anymore is write this LTE. I don't think I ever will. I think it's long overdue at this point. It's Hermnerps LTE, which is only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters. Elefen is cool because it's an actual language, not an English code like Pig Latin or Viesa. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop Editon, again with Powerpoint. Anyways, I then made a SECOND VERSION! It's kinda aimed at younger children, but hopefully that doesn't stop you from making absolute masterpieces with this program. I think you already knew that. You know, I've been feeling kind of down about this LTE lately, because as I just mentioned, all I ever talk about is this LTE itself, there's no diversity, blah blah blah. I called it "the new universal language", despite it literally being a cipher of English. Write a C# program to find the longest word in a string. 5. I've been wanting to make Viesa an actual conlang for so long now. Stay tuned for more fun games as you read through this LTE. Note: When we tested the system we experienced massive loading times when displaying a huge amount of individual visitor lines with their real text. Yes, I just did. Wait, what goal should I set? The word "I" makes up 5% of the words this text! Someone came up with it before I did. But I could still do it. This is actually my third attempt at doing this. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. On my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video known as the "OS video". I’m a bit excited, because I’ll have significant memories from more than just one decade! There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! Because I'll keep writing this even after I pass that point. Send to Friend. Maybe I should write this LTE out by hand. Then he picked us up, and we went to a nearby town where we had lunch, went to a museum which was a house built in 1909 as well as the town's first hospital, and got ice cream from what is appearently one of the best ice cream places in the country, according to grandpa. It's like Esperanto, but better. There, I deleted it. By scrolling the replaced lines, the 333 real lines in this section will be loaded and displayed. Also, LEARN VIESA TODAY! As I predicted, the four months of no activity had a big impact on this number. Hopefully you know what I mean when I say that. And that person is ME! I sing that song in Viesa, but I make up half of the lyrics. There, I came up with something original to say! You know, the Shrek song? I mean, minus the four month gap, my estimation is that I’ve only been writing this for not even two weeks. sina sona e toki mi la sina pona mute a! The big moment that everyone anticipates is when the logo hits the corner of the screen perfectly, because, well, it's just so SATISFYING! I don't really like it. But not as much as being meta and talking about my own LTE. A lot of people thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend at the time, and I did livestreams on YouTube and stuff. Imagine if I typed this entire text like that. Goodbye! I think I'm insane. You might need to know some linguistic knowledge to understand it, though. Maybe I should create a page linking to all the LTEs I know about. I'm so funny, right? It might be that big because of the 12,600 characters I wrote yesterday. In case you want to try it for yourself, I'm sure if you google "3dmm download" or something like that, it will take you somewhere where you can download the program. I asked her what I should write about (because I have zero creativity), and she said I should write about that. If a word ends up being just a single consonant with no vowel, put ‘a’ at the end. Bye! There, now I'm gonna try and forget that half this LTE is the same exact boring topic. This is relevant for strings that use fancy Unicode characters, in which case the length in bytes is greater than the regular length. March 2, 2012. Dreams do that sometimes. That means you can learn it very quickly. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Why do I always type the extra T? I like this song. And that's the entire history of Viesa, explained in a Zany way! Because I don't know of any world record books that have "Longest Text Ever" as a record. Were you like me, and you were browsing, eventually finding the FlamingChicken LTE and going down a rabbit hole of discovering random LTEs? Again, I'm not creative in any way whatsoever. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them. I'm kinda glad I set this goal, but again, I'm not gonna force myself to do it everyday. But only four people are watching it, which makes sense. My sister is singing a song about wanting Subway. I should go now. This is actually my third attempt at doing this. We’re out of the dollar store, and now we’re going to the computer store. You know what else is said a hundred something times (in this LTE)? report. Plus, the meme isn't even a thing anymore. C# Sharp Basic: Exercise-24 with Solution. 42,549 characters divided by 127 days equals about 335 characters per day. The Kenneth Iman LTE was started in 2013 and was last updated in 2015. You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where you place 'ub' before every vowel sound. Of course, that would ruin it. I hope you read through this whole thing instead of just picking a random part (which just happened to be this part) and reading only a tiny bit. I should compare this LTE to the longest joke in the world! Look it up on YouTube! Seriously though, learn Viesa. My sister is still playing annoying songs. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona. Most of this LTE is just me talking about LTEs or languages. Hopefully it's a lot, because I wanna hold a world record! Now she's saying that she's gonna watch Friends on three different devices. Also, I'm gonna try and write as much as possible in this LTE today. In chronological order: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill OS, and Crap OS X. Caillou OS is the most viewed video on my main channel, which is unsurprising since Caillou is pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. But I doubt that. English word count - The number of English words used. I think I'm gonna go again. What will happen to this LTE in a thousand years? Hi, I’m back. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. I'm gonna type whatever comes to my head now. My sister stopped blasting annoying songs, so that's good. That's why I don't usually write stories and instead write giant walls of text full of meaningless information, like the one and only WhileTrue's Longest Text Ever that you're reading right now. The longest regular word to appear in the dictionary — “pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis” — is only a puny 45 letters in length, reported, adding that some lexicographers aren’t sure whether the name of a chemical actually qualifies as a word. I started playing Garry's Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out. I've been using nothing but the word "nice" to describe these pictures. A cipher of English being a universal language? You know, the same website that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing this whole thing. I think you get the point now. longest possible text for discord-2k of the longest characters-works best on pc/laptop But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write this LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time. They add EXCITEMENT! 75,957 characters. My sister might start her own Longest Text Ever, again. Also, I was in a weird store where they had an... iCarly laptop? I should bring up a new topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. I can play a few songs on the piano (albeit with weird fingering because like I just said, I have no idea what I'm doing), including HOME - Resonance and PilotRedSun - Bodybuilder. I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So yeah, it’s been three months, as it is now October 17, 2019. The word is "various". When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. Also, going back to the topic of the Bee Movie Script, I tried to write the entire thing out by hand once. The user gets some amount of "chances", and every time the device is turned off, the user looses a chance and the time until the bomb explodes decreases. I deleted it after some time though, so all that insanity is no more. This list uses three methods to determine the length of a game's script: Line count - The number of lines of dialogue used. Might as well continue writing in here for a bit. Wow, writing your mind is a great way to increase your LTEs length! Wow, it has been a while since I last added to this. Let's do 15,000 characters! It's a good song. Actually, she's writing stuff now, so ignore everything I said previously. After that, I eventually quit GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X, an OS video made with Powerpoint. 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